astudyinrose: worldaccordingtofangirls: do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues
why WOULDN'T i go to a lecture hall 30 minutes...
chicken & corn bisque aw yiss
txtpostprince: you know you’re ugly when you start quoting Marilyn Monroe
irreluhvent: the sexual tension between you and someone when you tell them to shutup and they say ‘make me’
lascocks: ondskefull: did anybody else notice that Mitt Romney’s logo looks like a man’s finely sculpted ass
interwar: if by the age of 40 I don’t have a bookcase that hides a secret passageway somebody needs to find me and stare deep into my soulless eyes and ask me what I’m doing with my life
locking the door so your cat can't escape you
small talk is the worst tell me your darkest secrets or fuck off
somebody please explain Kars4Kids to me
why would you give cars to kids
“Silence, I discover, is something you can...